Вспомнила, что когда-то мне нравился сайт "Фильмы за минуту" - для тех, у кого нет времени смотреть кино. Нашла вот, клевый он.

Die Hard

Alan Rickman

Har har har.

Bruce Willis

Grunt sigh moan grunt holler yell sigh wince groan cringe grunt.

(A chair BLOWS UP. Then the elevator BLOWS UP. Then a room BLOWS UP. Then the building BLOWS UP. Then the entire universe BLOWS UP. But the badguy STILL ISN'T DEAD YET. Then the badguy dies.)

THE END


Titanic

Leonardo DiCaprio

Your social class is stuffy. Let's dance with the ship's rats and have fun.

Kate Winslet

You have captured my heart. Let's run around the ship and giggle.

(The ship SINKS.)

Leonardo DiCaprio

Never let go.

Kate Winslet

I promise. (lets go)

THE END


The Tarzan Movies

Tarzan

OHHHHH-AA-ahhhhhhh-AAOOAAOO-ahhhhhhhh!!!!!

(A safari of pillagers get run over by a herd of elephants.)

THE END


Speed

Dennis Hopper

I will blow up the elevator.

Keanu Reeves

Oh no. Not the elevator. (saves elevator)

Dennis Hopper

I will blow up the bus.

Keanu Reeves

Oh no. Not the bus. (saves bus)

Dennis Hopper

I will blow up the subway.

Keanu Reeves

Oh no. Not the subway. (saves subway)

THE END


One Fine Day

Michelle Pfeiffer

I'm having a bad day.

George Clooney

Hi.

(They DO STUFF together, and there is a romantic POP SONG.)

Michelle Pfeiffer

I thought this day was going badly, but it turned out to be "one fine day."

THE END


Romancing the Stone

Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner

We hated each other, but then we had jungle adventures together. Now we're in love.

THE END


Pretty Woman

Julia Roberts

I'm a hooker, but I don't kiss on the lips.

Richard Gere

I have a lot of money.

Julia Roberts

(smooch)

THE END


Mission: Impossible II

Cast

Hi. We're--

John Woo

Enough plot development. Fight in slow motion.

(People SHOOT and pull their FACES off.)

THE END


The Mask of Zorro

(Anthony Hopkins does some STUNTS.)

Anthony Hopkins

I'm too old to be Zorro now.

(Antonio Banderas does some STUNTS.)

THE END


King Kong

Robert Armstrong

I have to put a dame in my movie.

Kong

(kills 47 villagers and Manhattan)

Robert Armstrong

Dames. Nothing but trouble.

THE END


The Lion King

Scar

You killed your father.

Simba

(runs away)

Nala

We need you.

Simba

(runs back)

THE END


Lost In Translation

Bill Murray

(inaudible)

Audience

I didn't catch that.

THE END


Interview With the Vampire

Brad Pitt

I don't want to suck blood from humans.

Tom Cruise

Yes you do.

Brad Pitt

You're right.

THE END


In Love and War

Chris O'Donnell

Sandra Bullock, inspire me to write the classic novel, "A Farewell To Arms."

Sandra Bullock

Write it.

Chris O'Donnell

Ok, I have written it. Now leave me to become embittered in my later years.

THE END


The War of the Roses

(Michael and Kathleen Turner MEET. Then they fall in LOVE. Then they get MARRIED. Then they FIGHT. They throw DISHES and FURNITURE and FISH and DOGS and TREES and CARS and CHANDELIERS at each other.)

Danny DeVito

The moral of this story is, if you get married, you'll DIE.

THE END


The Horse Whisperer

Kristin Scott Thomas

I'm obsessive-compulsive, my daughter broke her leg, and I don't love my husband. Robert Redford, you can save us all if only you'll fix our horse.

Robert Redford

Ok, but you're annoying.

(Robert Redford STARES at the horse, thereby making it ALL BETTER.)

Kristin Scott Thomas

I love you.

Robert Redford

I love you too. Bye.

THE END


Good Will Hunting

Matt Damon

I'm smart, but so what? Let's start fights and pick up chicks.

Robin Williams

If you push people away, they can't be close to you.

Matt Damon

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP you fixed me thank you I love you. (cries)

THE END


Я даже не знаю, что у меня тут самое любимое. Однозначно "Красотка" первая в списке, и "Заклинатель", и "Умница Уилл Хантинг", и "Скорость".