Вспомнила, что когда-то мне нравился сайт "Фильмы за минуту" - для тех, у кого нет времени смотреть кино. Нашла вот, клевый он.
Die Hard
Alan Rickman
Har har har.
Bruce Willis
Grunt sigh moan grunt holler yell sigh wince groan cringe grunt.
(A chair BLOWS UP. Then the elevator BLOWS UP. Then a room BLOWS UP. Then the building BLOWS UP. Then the entire universe BLOWS UP. But the badguy STILL ISN'T DEAD YET. Then the badguy dies.)
THE END
Titanic
Leonardo DiCaprio
Your social class is stuffy. Let's dance with the ship's rats and have fun.
Kate Winslet
You have captured my heart. Let's run around the ship and giggle.
(The ship SINKS.)
Leonardo DiCaprio
Never let go.
Kate Winslet
I promise. (lets go)
THE END
The Tarzan Movies
Tarzan
OHHHHH-AA-ahhhhhhh-AAOOAAOO-ahhhhhhhh!!!!!
(A safari of pillagers get run over by a herd of elephants.)
THE END
Speed
Dennis Hopper
I will blow up the elevator.
Keanu Reeves
Oh no. Not the elevator. (saves elevator)
Dennis Hopper
I will blow up the bus.
Keanu Reeves
Oh no. Not the bus. (saves bus)
Dennis Hopper
I will blow up the subway.
Keanu Reeves
Oh no. Not the subway. (saves subway)
THE END
One Fine Day
Michelle Pfeiffer
I'm having a bad day.
George Clooney
Hi.
(They DO STUFF together, and there is a romantic POP SONG.)
Michelle Pfeiffer
I thought this day was going badly, but it turned out to be "one fine day."
THE END
Romancing the Stone
Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner
We hated each other, but then we had jungle adventures together. Now we're in love.
THE END
Pretty Woman
Julia Roberts
I'm a hooker, but I don't kiss on the lips.
Richard Gere
I have a lot of money.
Julia Roberts
(smooch)
THE END
Mission: Impossible II
Cast
Hi. We're--
John Woo
Enough plot development. Fight in slow motion.
(People SHOOT and pull their FACES off.)
THE END
The Mask of Zorro
(Anthony Hopkins does some STUNTS.)
Anthony Hopkins
I'm too old to be Zorro now.
(Antonio Banderas does some STUNTS.)
THE END
King Kong
Robert Armstrong
I have to put a dame in my movie.
Kong
(kills 47 villagers and Manhattan)
Robert Armstrong
Dames. Nothing but trouble.
THE END
The Lion King
Scar
You killed your father.
Simba
(runs away)
Nala
We need you.
Simba
(runs back)
THE END
Lost In Translation
Bill Murray
(inaudible)
Audience
I didn't catch that.
THE END
Interview With the Vampire
Brad Pitt
I don't want to suck blood from humans.
Tom Cruise
Yes you do.
Brad Pitt
You're right.
THE END
In Love and War
Chris O'Donnell
Sandra Bullock, inspire me to write the classic novel, "A Farewell To Arms."
Sandra Bullock
Write it.
Chris O'Donnell
Ok, I have written it. Now leave me to become embittered in my later years.
THE END
The War of the Roses
(Michael and Kathleen Turner MEET. Then they fall in LOVE. Then they get MARRIED. Then they FIGHT. They throw DISHES and FURNITURE and FISH and DOGS and TREES and CARS and CHANDELIERS at each other.)
Danny DeVito
The moral of this story is, if you get married, you'll DIE.
THE END
The Horse Whisperer
Kristin Scott Thomas
I'm obsessive-compulsive, my daughter broke her leg, and I don't love my husband. Robert Redford, you can save us all if only you'll fix our horse.
Robert Redford
Ok, but you're annoying.
(Robert Redford STARES at the horse, thereby making it ALL BETTER.)
Kristin Scott Thomas
I love you.
Robert Redford
I love you too. Bye.
THE END
Good Will Hunting
Matt Damon
I'm smart, but so what? Let's start fights and pick up chicks.
Robin Williams
If you push people away, they can't be close to you.
Matt Damon
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP you fixed me thank you I love you. (cries)
THE END
Я даже не знаю, что у меня тут самое любимое. Однозначно "Красотка" первая в списке, и "Заклинатель", и "Умница Уилл Хантинг", и "Скорость".