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Twilight
By Stephanie Meyer

Edward Cullen

Hoo mama, I can't decide whether to drink your blood or kiss you passionately.

Bella Swan

That's hot.

THE END


Romeo and Juliet
By William Shakespearе

Romeo

Oh, Juliet!

Juliet

Oh, Romeo!

Romeo

Oh, Juliet!

Juliet

Oh, Romeo!

Romeo

Oh, Juliet! (dies)

Juliet

Oh, Romeo!......Romeo?......Dammit.

THE END


The Old Man and the Sea
By Ernest Hemingway

An old man catches a fish that's too big for his boat. The fish gets eaten by sharks. Then he goes home and DIES.

THE END


The Scarlet Letter
By Nathaniel Hawthorne

Evil Puritanical Society

Because you have committed adultery, you must wear an 'A'. Harlot! Harlot!

Hester Prynne

...

(The Evil Puritanical Society SNUBS Hester Prynne.)

Hester Prynne

...

(They call her NAMES.)

Hester Prynne

...

(They won't let her play any Evil Puritanical Society GAMES.)

Reverend Dimmesdale

I can't take it anymore. I did it.

THE END


The Great Gatsby
By F. Scott Fitzgerald

Gatsby

Daisy, I made all this money for you, because I love you.

Daisy

I cannot reciprocate, because I represent the American Dream.

Gatsby

Now I must die, because I also represent the American Dream.

(Gatsby DIES.)

Nick

I hate New Yorkers.

THE END


Wuthering Heights
By Emily Bronte

Lockwood

I think I'll stay here. Tell me a story, woman.

Nelly Dean

I'm no gossip, mind you, but this guy Heathcliff got adopted, everyone hated him, and his love Catherine died.

Heathcliff

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (dies)

Lockwood

I'll be on my way.

THE END


Jane Eyre
By Charlotte Bronte

(People are MEAN to Jane Eyre.)

Edward Rochester

I have a dark secret. Will you stay with me no matter what?

Jane Eyre

Yes.

Edward Rochester

My secret is that I have a lunatic wife.

Jane Eyre

Bye.

(Jane Eyre leaves. Somebody dies. Jane Eyre returns.)

THE END