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Twilight
By Stephanie Meyer
Edward Cullen
Hoo mama, I can't decide whether to drink your blood or kiss you passionately.
Bella Swan
That's hot.
THE END
Romeo and Juliet
By William Shakespearе
Romeo
Oh, Juliet!
Juliet
Oh, Romeo!
Romeo
Oh, Juliet!
Juliet
Oh, Romeo!
Romeo
Oh, Juliet! (dies)
Juliet
Oh, Romeo!......Romeo?......Dammit.
THE END
The Old Man and the Sea
By Ernest Hemingway
An old man catches a fish that's too big for his boat. The fish gets eaten by sharks. Then he goes home and DIES.
THE END
The Scarlet Letter
By Nathaniel Hawthorne
Evil Puritanical Society
Because you have committed adultery, you must wear an 'A'. Harlot! Harlot!
Hester Prynne
...
(The Evil Puritanical Society SNUBS Hester Prynne.)
Hester Prynne
...
(They call her NAMES.)
Hester Prynne
...
(They won't let her play any Evil Puritanical Society GAMES.)
Reverend Dimmesdale
I can't take it anymore. I did it.
THE END
The Great Gatsby
By F. Scott Fitzgerald
Gatsby
Daisy, I made all this money for you, because I love you.
Daisy
I cannot reciprocate, because I represent the American Dream.
Gatsby
Now I must die, because I also represent the American Dream.
(Gatsby DIES.)
Nick
I hate New Yorkers.
THE END
Wuthering Heights
By Emily Bronte
Lockwood
I think I'll stay here. Tell me a story, woman.
Nelly Dean
I'm no gossip, mind you, but this guy Heathcliff got adopted, everyone hated him, and his love Catherine died.
Heathcliff
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (dies)
Lockwood
I'll be on my way.
THE END
Jane Eyre
By Charlotte Bronte
(People are MEAN to Jane Eyre.)
Edward Rochester
I have a dark secret. Will you stay with me no matter what?
Jane Eyre
Yes.
Edward Rochester
My secret is that I have a lunatic wife.
Jane Eyre
Bye.
(Jane Eyre leaves. Somebody dies. Jane Eyre returns.)
THE END