По дороге на работу слушаю "The Bro Code" в исполнении Барни (Нил Патрик Харрис). Такой очаровательный гон .
Article 9:
Should a Bro lose a body part due to an accident or illness, his fellow Bro's will not make lame jokes, such as "Gimmie three!" or "Quitting your job like that really took a lot of Ball.."
it is still a High-Five, and that Bro still has a lot of balls (metaphorically speaking).
Article 28:
A Bro will, in a timely manner, alert his Bro to the existence of a girl fight. A Bro must, in a timely manner, communicate the possibility of fisticuffs between two humans of the female variety, henceforth girl fight, in an effort to make possible and probable that another Bro or Bro's can partake in observation. A "timely manner" is open to interpretation, based on the initial Bro's viewing and processing of the potential feminine confrontation. Said Bro must use any and all methods of media distribution at his disposal including, but not limited to:
telecommunications, elbow nudging, carrier pigeon, shouting, post cards, or telepathy. If a an informed Bro is unable to witness the girl fight first hand, the Spotter-bro is responsible for documenting and relating details of the girl fight via pictures, videos, or borrowing any other method: interpretive dance and/or pantomime.
Article 37:
A bro is under no obligation to open a door for anyone. If women insist on having their own professional basketball league, then they can open their own doors. Honestly they're not that heavy.
Article 49:
When asked, "Do you need some help?" a bro shall automatically respond, "I got it." Whether or not he's actually got it.
Exceptions: Carrying an expensive tv, parallel parking an expensive car and loading an expensive tv on to an expensive car.